Signs of the Times

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:  "Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck:  Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

At a Proctologist's door:  "To expedite your visit, please back in."

At an Optometrist's Office:  "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Plumber's truck:  "We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:  "Don't sleep with a drip.  Call your plumber."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:  "Invite us to your next blowout."

At a Towing company:  "We don't charge an arm and a leg.   We want tows."

On an Electrician's truck:  "Let us remove your shorts."

In a Non-smoking Area:  "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:  "Push. Push. Push."

On a Chiropractor’s door: "No Bones About It - We'll Crack you UP!!"

On a Taxidermist's window:  "We really know our stuff."

On a Fence:  "Salesmen welcome!  Dog food is expensive!"

At a Car Dealership:  "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:  "No appointment necessary.  We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company  "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.  However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant window:  "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:  "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station:  "Thank heaven for little grills."

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:  "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

Sign on a venetian blind company truck:  “Caution Blind Man Driving”